Episodes

April 15, 2025

IDS #252 - Peacocks and Porcupines

Episode 252 of Irritable Dad Syndrome begins with disaster recovery: the guys explain how a “banger” episode was lost due to audio catastrophe, a fictional staff firing, and why quality control (usually) matters. From there, it’s classic IDS spiral energy. Mike and Darin debate vinyl vs CDs (snobs vs convenience), revisit a mind-bending mirror illusion from TikTok, question whether the Illuminati tried recruiting the podcast, and declare the word “besmirch” too ridiculous for real conversation. Also inside: A peacock reportedly loose in the neighborhood (or government bird psy-op?) Hotel room paranoia: do you hide your toothbrush? The return of Kroger Story of the Week featuring rain songs, aisle encounters, and “pot-sized spaghetti” controversy Bee “nature documentary” interruption ethics KISS “retirement” skepticism and Gene Simmons monetizing literally everything It’s meta, absurd, music-nerdy, grocery-store sociology, and mild conspiracy thinking — exactly …
April 8, 2025

IDS #251 - The Two For The Price Of One Special!

Episode 251 of Irritable Dad Syndrome turns a routine eye doctor visit into a full emotional spiral, launches multiple “Kroger Story of the Week” submissions, and somehow detours into ocean terror, parasailing disasters, and alligator survival strategies. Darin recounts getting his eyes dilated, awkwardly explaining his lazy eye to a new doctor, and immediately becoming convinced he offended her — a theory he later backs up with a suspiciously high bill. Meanwhile, listeners continue fueling the show’s grocery store mythology with hot dog party stories at Kroger, including bulk meat purchases and strangers desperately hoping someone will ask, “Are you having a party?” Also in this episode: fear of deep water (thanks, TikTok), a bear casually swimming in the ocean, nightmare parasailing footage, why you should run zigzag if chased by an alligator, and the universal embarrassment of laughing at the wrong moment in quiet settings. Medical anxiety, grocery store sociology, irrat…
April 1, 2025

IDS #250 - Don't Touch My Onion

Episode 250 of Irritable Dad Syndrome is a milestone celebration that quickly becomes what IDS does best: chaos, nostalgia, gross stories, heartfelt friendship talk, and a fake hot dog sponsor. Mike and Darin mark a quarter-thousand episodes with special guests Dave Lay and patron-turned-guest Jason Durbin, reflect on how the show started at picnic tables during Boy Scouts, and spiral into stories about aging cars, dangerous first jobs, fast-food nightmares, and one unforgettable grocery store moment involving an old man, an onion, and deeply uncomfortable eye contact. There’s also: A Breaking Bad “safe word” system (“Albuquerque” means stop) Watching The Shawshank Redemption with a first-timer Ongoing Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul love A deep dive into Apple TV’s Severance and the “innie vs. outie” brain concept Stories from Burger King, Winn-Dixie, an oil refinery, and Kroger A Culver’s drive-thru interaction that no employee is trained for A five-year-o…
March 25, 2025

IDS #249 - It's A Long Way To The Top If You Can't Play The Bagpipes

In Episode 249 of Irritable Dad Syndrome, Mike deals with storm damage after part of his house literally flies off, navigates wildly different contractor quotes, and debates whether “cheap” is ever the right choice when it comes to your roof. Meanwhile, Darin attends a concert alone and meets Screaming Cheetah Wheelies singer Mike Farris, has an almost-spiritual live music experience… and then Mike witnesses one of the most questionable live bagpipe performances ever during a St. Patrick’s outing. Also in this episode: vacation budgeting stress, Disney planning realities, beachfront hotel upgrades, book club suspicion, Breaking Bad parallels, Facebook arguments over favorite songs, and why saying something is your “favorite” always starts a fight. Homeownership anxiety, music snobbery, aging realization, and dad-brain spirals — this is peak IDS.
March 18, 2025

IDS #248 - Ride The Moose!

Episode 248 of Irritable Dad Syndrome sends Mike and Darin spiraling from industrial musicals and a night with a former David Letterman writer… straight into moose facts, aging brains, nursing home escape plans, Tool fan drama, and a Facebook soup group meltdown. Darin shares stories from a trip to Indianapolis, including meeting Steve Young (writer for The Late Show with David Letterman) and diving into the bizarre world of corporate “industrial musical” productions. Meanwhile, Mike reports live from the internet’s most unhinged corners: Tool fans fighting over repeated songs at a beach concert vacation, and soup enthusiasts policing what qualifies as soup. Things only get stranger from there. There are memory lapses, blood pressure medication rituals, fake future plans to escape a nursing home and ride a moose to Canada, and yet another deep dive into Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul character arcs. It’s nostalgic, ridiculous, weirdly informative, and wildly dad-brained…
March 11, 2025

IDS #247 - Hello, I'm Hal Gozit

In Episode 247 of Irritable Dad Syndrome, Mike and Darin record remotely, forget what they planned to talk about, and somehow still cover fake “healthy” candy, Peeps with chocolate butts, Gene Hackman’s legacy, Breaking Bad rewatches, Oscar show gripes, steak doneness wars, social awkwardness, voiceover pet peeves, and why dogs believe your king-size bed belongs to them. There’s heartfelt advice about checking in on your parents, passionate debate about the correct way to cook a steak (spoiler: there isn’t one), and a brand-new “Just Stop” moment involving the phrase “How goes it?”. It’s insightful, ridiculous, nostalgic, opinionated, and wildly off-track — which means it’s exactly how IDS operates.
March 4, 2025

IDS #246 - No Offense, But Pandas Are Stupid

Pandas are adorable, beloved, and — according to this episode — possibly terrible at survival. In this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome, Mike and Darin argue about why pandas struggle so much as a species, how they became cultural icons despite constant failure, and why questioning pandas online feels like committing a crime. The conversation expands into pop culture debates, including Marvel movies and arguments about Captain America, along with observations about human behavior, parenting logic, and internet outrage. The result is a classic Irritable Dad Syndrome episode: strong opinions, weak evidence, and zero concern for consequences. Listeners who enjoy observational comedy, pop-culture arguments, and podcasts that confidently explore unnecessary debates will feel right at home.
Feb. 25, 2025

IDS #245 - I Accidentally Put My Finger In It

What starts as a normal restaurant visit turns into a story so upsetting it permanently changed one man’s dining habits. In this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome, Darin explains a restaurant experience that went spectacularly wrong, while Mike admits to showering in the middle of the night and apologizing to his dog. The episode also detours into pop culture references, personal embarrassment, and saying things that may or may not offend Rick Springfield. If you like chaotic storytelling, uncomfortable laughs, and comedy podcasts that escalate quickly, this one delivers.
Feb. 18, 2025

IDS #244 - The Podcast For People Who Love Soup

Some people enjoy soup. Others build their entire personality around it. In this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome, Mike and Darin take a deep dive into soup culture and the strange intensity of people who take their love of soup way too seriously. What starts as a light discussion about food preferences quickly turns into a broader conversation about obsessive hobbies, unnecessary loyalty, and why adults choose the weirdest things to become passionate about. From soup clubs to food opinions that feel legally binding, the episode explores how harmless interests can spiral into identity-defining traits. As the discussion unfolds, soup becomes a stand-in for every niche obsession people defend online and in real life. Like many episodes of Irritable Dad Syndrome, a simple topic turns into an argument fueled by strong opinions, questionable logic, and a refusal to let anything go. This episode is a great fit for listeners who enjoy observational comedy, food debates, and podcast…
Feb. 11, 2025

IDS #243 - Johnny Cash and the Ace of Spades

Episode 243 of Irritable Dad Syndrome finds Mike and Darin doing what they do best: spiraling from helpful Valentine’s Day advice into dog drama, zombie TV rants, accidental home renovation awkwardness, sourdough addiction, donut confessions, and a truly unnecessary (but very on-brand) deep dive into bathroom science. Along the way, the dads debate whether homemade cards are romantic or criminal, question why Mike’s dog still treats Darin like a suspect after five years, revisit The Walking Dead (and its never-ending spin-offs), celebrate a Johnny Cash–style metal cover, and uncover the dark side of sourdough culture. It’s chaotic, hilarious, slightly gross, and absolutely classic IDS.
Feb. 4, 2025

IDS #242 - My Cinnamon Roll Looks Like a Beaver

An innocent baked good becomes deeply uncomfortable in this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome. Mike and Darin explore how quickly harmless visual details can trigger unintended associations, turning a normal moment into something you can’t unsee — or stop thinking about. What begins as a casual observation about a cinnamon roll quickly spirals into a conversation about visual humor, accidental innuendo, and the way the adult brain sabotages perfectly wholesome situations. Along the way, the guys talk about why certain images instantly derail conversations, how context disappears the moment something looks “wrong,” and why trying to recover only makes things worse. Awkward, funny, and painfully relatable, this episode showcases the Irritable Dad Syndrome talent for finding comedy in moments that go sideways without warning.
Jan. 28, 2025

IDS #241 - The Nice Witch of the North Meets the Sassy Witch of the South

Regional stereotypes, communication styles, and cultural misunderstandings collide in this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome. Mike and Darin explore the contrast between “nice” and “sassy” approaches to conversation, using exaggerated regional personalities as a way to unpack how tone, politeness, and intent are often interpreted very differently depending on where you’re from. The episode dives into how people from different regions express disagreement, frustration, and honesty — and how those differences can lead to confusion, offense, or unnecessary tension. Along the way, the guys talk about passive politeness, directness, sarcasm, and why people often mistake style for substance. Funny, insightful, and highly relatable, this episode highlights the Irritable Dad Syndrome knack for finding humor in everyday social friction.
Jan. 21, 2025

IDS #240 - Polar Bears at a Funeral

A single mental image sends Mike and Darin into an uncomfortable but hilarious spiral in this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome. The idea of polar bears at a funeral becomes a metaphor for moments that are wildly out of place — emotionally, socially, or situationally — and impossible to ignore once they pop into your head. The episode explores emotional mismatches, tone-deaf behavior, and the strange way people sometimes respond incorrectly to serious situations. Along the way, the guys talk about social awareness, inappropriate reactions, and how humor often sneaks into moments where it absolutely does not belong. Awkward, observant, and quietly insightful, this episode highlights the Irritable Dad Syndrome talent for finding comedy in the mental disconnects we all experience but rarely admit.
Jan. 14, 2025

IDS #239 - A Cacophony of Idiocy

Smart technology promises convenience, but Mike and Darin explore what happens when it delivers confusion instead. In this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome, a strange interaction with a voice assistant sparks a broader conversation about talking to technology, accidental commands, and the creeping discomfort of devices that are always listening. What begins as a humorous misunderstanding quickly expands into a discussion about how easily smart devices misinterpret tone, phrasing, and intent. Along the way, the guys talk about everyday tech frustration, why people feel oddly self-conscious interacting with machines, and how quickly humor turns into mild paranoia once technology responds in unexpected ways. Relatable, awkward, and timely, this episode captures the Irritable Dad Syndrome approach to modern life: curious, skeptical, and just uncomfortable enough to be funny.
Jan. 7, 2025

IDS #238 - My Broccoli Is Erect

An innocent observation takes a very uncomfortable turn in this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome. Mike and Darin wrestle with how certain words, images, and descriptions instantly derail a conversation once your brain makes an unintended connection — even when nothing inappropriate was intended. What starts as a comment about food quickly becomes a broader discussion about phrasing, visual humor, and why some comparisons can never be unheard. Along the way, the guys explore how quickly everyday language can betray you, why adults struggle to recover from awkward phrasing, and how context disappears the moment something sounds wrong. Cringey, funny, and painfully relatable, this episode highlights the Irritable Dad Syndrome talent for turning harmless moments into lingering embarrassment.
Dec. 31, 2024

IDS #237 - More Pancakes and More Gerbils

Small, harmless decisions have a way of multiplying, and Mike and Darin explore that reality in this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome. What begins with conversations about pancakes and gerbils quickly turns into a broader look at how everyday life fills up with routines, responsibilities, and obligations you never consciously signed up for. The episode moves between food habits, parenting stories, and the quiet escalation of “just one more thing” becoming a permanent part of your life. Along the way, the guys talk about how adults normalize inconvenience, why minor commitments feel bigger over time, and how humor is often the only way to process the slow creep of responsibility. Relatable and conversational, this episode captures the Irritable Dad Syndrome knack for turning ordinary moments into thoughtful, low-key comedy.
Dec. 24, 2024

IDS #236 - Humpin' Around the Christmas Tree

Holiday traditions don’t always age well, and Mike and Darin lean into that reality in this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome. A questionable Christmas song lyric sparks a broader conversation about festive music, uncomfortable innuendo, and why certain “classic” holiday staples feel a lot different once you actually pay attention to them. The episode explores how nostalgia shields seasonal traditions from scrutiny, why people defend holiday content they’ve never really examined, and how adult brains can’t un-hear things once they notice them. Along the way, Mike and Darin talk about social discomfort, cultural blind spots, and the strange pressure to pretend everything is wholesome just because it’s labeled festive. Funny, awkward, and painfully familiar, this episode captures the Irritable Dad Syndrome ability to ruin something just enough to make it entertaining.
Dec. 17, 2024

IDS #235 - Irritable Dad Syndrome and the Curse of the Stolen Belt

A missing belt sparks suspicion, frustration, and a surprisingly deep spiral in this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome. Mike and Darin explore how a small, easily explainable inconvenience can instantly turn into a full-blown mystery once your brain decides something doesn’t add up. What begins as a practical problem quickly becomes a conversation about everyday paranoia, misplaced trust, and the mental stories people create to explain minor disruptions in routine. Along the way, the guys talk about how easily adults jump to worst-case assumptions, why logic disappears when something feels wrong, and how small annoyances can hijack an entire day. Relatable, self-aware, and quietly ridiculous, this episode highlights the Irritable Dad Syndrome talent for turning minor problems into entertaining overanalysis.
Dec. 10, 2024

IDS #234 - Sleestacks and Asteroids

Childhood sci-fi memories collide with adult logic in this nostalgia-fueled episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome. Mike and Darin revisit old science fiction concepts, including Sleestaks and asteroid threats, and quickly realize that what once felt terrifying or impressive doesn’t always hold up under adult scrutiny. The episode explores how pop culture aimed at kids relies heavily on vibes rather than logic, why certain shows and ideas stick with you for decades, and how revisiting them later can be both comforting and disappointing. Along the way, the guys talk about childhood fears, low-budget special effects, and the strange way nostalgia rewrites history in your brain. Funny, reflective, and mildly disillusioned, this episode captures the Irritable Dad Syndrome habit of lovingly questioning the things that shaped you — even when they no longer make sense.
Dec. 3, 2024

IDS #233 - Where's My Space Sandwich?

Sci-fi logic, space travel assumptions, and everyday practicality collide in this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome. Mike and Darin dig into a deceptively simple question — where’s the food? — and use it to unravel the way movies, TV shows, and stories conveniently ignore basic human needs once characters leave Earth. What starts as a joke about a missing space sandwich turns into a broader conversation about science fiction shortcuts, storytelling priorities, and why audiences are expected to overlook hunger, bathrooms, and boredom in favor of spectacle. Along the way, the guys explore how quickly big ideas fall apart when viewed through a practical, adult lens. Observational, nerdy, and quietly frustrated, this episode captures the Irritable Dad Syndrome sweet spot: pulling everyday logic into places it was never meant to go.
Nov. 26, 2024

IDS #232 - Finding the G Spot in Wal-Mart

A routine shopping trip takes an uncomfortable turn in this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome as Mike and Darin unpack how a poorly worded comment can instantly derail an otherwise normal errand. What begins as a simple trip to Walmart quickly becomes a conversation about public embarrassment, accidental phrasing, and the split-second moments when you realize you should have chosen different words. The episode explores why certain phrases sound harmless in your head but disastrous out loud, especially in public spaces where context disappears instantly. Along the way, Mike and Darin talk about social awareness, unintended double meanings, and the universal experience of wanting to disappear after realizing what you just said. Relatable, uncomfortable, and very self-aware, this episode captures the Irritable Dad Syndrome talent for turning everyday mishaps into conversational comedy.
Nov. 19, 2024

IDS #231 - Slurpin' or Burpin'

Few things spark stronger opinions than food noises, and Mike and Darin lean all the way into that reality in this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome. What starts as a debate over slurping versus burping quickly becomes a broader conversation about manners, personal tolerance levels, and why everyone is convinced their version of “polite” is the correct one. The episode explores how small, everyday annoyances can trigger disproportionate reactions, especially when they happen in shared spaces. Along the way, Mike and Darin talk about cultural expectations, social rules that no one agrees on, and the uncomfortable truth that most etiquette arguments are really about personal preference disguised as morality. Relatable, opinionated, and quietly infuriating in the best way, this episode turns a simple question into a surprisingly thoughtful look at how people judge one another over the tiniest things.
Nov. 12, 2024

IDS #230 - Fred the Dead Horse

Why do people keep revisiting the same arguments long after they’ve stopped being productive? In this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome, Mike and Darin dive into the human tendency to beat a dead horse — repeating stories, rehashing debates, and clinging to opinions that everyone has already heard a dozen times. The conversation explores why certain topics refuse to die, how ego and stubbornness keep arguments alive, and why familiarity can be more comforting than resolution. Along the way, the guys talk about social dynamics, personal habits, and the strange satisfaction people get from saying the same thing again even when it no longer changes anything. Self-aware, relatable, and quietly frustrating in the best way, this episode captures the Irritable Dad Syndrome style of turning everyday behavior into thoughtful, conversational comedy.
Nov. 5, 2024

IDS #229 - Sell the Dog and Buy a Tow Truck

Unexpected car trouble sends Mike and Darin into a familiar adult spiral in this episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome. What starts as a practical discussion about breakdowns and towing quickly turns into a larger conversation about responsibility, exhaustion, and the mental gymnastics people perform when everything starts going wrong at once. The episode explores how small problems feel enormous when you’re already stretched thin, why adults immediately jump to worst-case scenarios, and how ridiculous solutions can start to sound reasonable under stress. Along the way, Mike and Darin talk parenting logistics, time pressure, financial anxiety, and the uncomfortable realization that modern adulthood often feels like a constant reaction to problems you didn’t plan for. Relatable, chaotic, and self-aware, this episode captures the Irritable Dad Syndrome sweet spot: everyday frustrations examined just long enough to become funny.