IDS #248 - Ride The Moose!

Before the show, I went and I got my shingles vaccine

>> Darin: Before the show, I went and I got my shingles vaccine.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: And now I just want to get up on the roof. I'm glad I didn't put that in the show. If you've ever been too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck.

>> Dave: Hey, would you like another cup of Senka?

>> Mike: No.

Mike and Darren host Irritable Dad Syndrome, Cincinnati's comedy podcast

>> Dave: Well, how about an episode of Irritable Dad Syndrome with your hosts, Mike and Darren.

>> Darin: Hi, I'm Darren.

>> Mike: I am Michael.

>> Darin: Welcome to Irritable Dad Syndrome, Cisnani's comedy podcast. This is episode 248.

>> Mike: We are hilarious, and we are so funny. Lords of Math.

>> Darin: Sexy. Yeah. Fun. We are like the two guys that you want to invite to every dinner party.

>> Mike: You are in for a treat.

>> Darin: Oh, yeah.

>> Mike: We're going to be talking about all kinds of interesting topics.

>> Darin: Oh, yeah, yeah.

>> Mike: Hilarity, will ensue. This is Cincinnati's comedy podcast.

Conan Garner goes to Indianapolis, Indiana to talk about industrial music

>> Darin: How you doing?

>> Mike: I'm. I'm okay. I'm good. I'm, a bit off.

>> Darin: Yeah, well, a bit off. I am coming off of a high because over the weekend, I went to Indianapolis, Indiana. Okay. That's the state capital.

>> Mike: Best city in Indiana.

>> Darin: You know what Indiana it.

>> Mike: That city. And then, like, a bunch of horses and corn.

>> Darin: And Indiana is its own thing. I mean, it's like the northernmost southern state. Southern state, because it's just full of southerners, but they happen to live in a northern state.

>> Mike: The Dan Quell.

>> Darin: Yeah, Dan Quell is from Indiana. David Letterman's from Indiana. David Lee Roth is from Indiana. I'm from Indiana. I was born in Lafayette, Indiana.

>> Mike: There's a fort there named after Wayne.

>> Darin: Fort Wayne, Indiana.

>> Mike: And Indiana is kind of the buffer.

>> Mike: For Illinois. You don't want Illinois that close to the rest of America, so you put Indiana there. You got it. You need a little buffer through the.

>> Darin: Buffer zone before you get to Illinois, as some people call it. Yeah. So, yeah, anyway, I went up to Indianapolis, Indiana a couple of years ago. I went to New York, and I would. We famously talked about this on this podcast. I went to the, Rupert G. Retirement party at the Ed Sullivan Theater up there in New York. New York. The town's so nice. They made it twice. And, the town's so nice, they named it twice. Not they made it twice. Lord have mercy. Anyway, while I was up there at the Ed Sullivan Theater, I met all kinds of writers and producers and people behind the scenes and in front of the camera for the Late show with David Letterman. One of the people that I met was Steve Young. Okay. Steve Young is one of the writers from the show. He also wrote a hilarious episode of the Simpsons. And he has been doing a, a tour, as it were, of the weird and wonderful world of industrial musicals.

>> Mike: Now back the industrial music.

>> Darin: Industrial music.

>> Mike: That's a Nine Inch Nails musical, you would think. Ministry.

>> Darin: Yeah. The same year that Avengers Endgame came out, this little documentary came out that was. Starred Steve Young called Bathtubs Over Broadway.

>> Mike: We talked about bathtubs.

>> Darin: We did, yeah. And so what Steve did is when he worked for Letterman, he used to do a bit called Dave's Record Collection. Dave's Record Collection.

>> Speaker D: It's wider than a mile.

>> Darin: And he would go out to all these record stores and try to find the weirdest, most unusual, just odd albums he could find. And while he was doing his search, I mean, he found the William Shatner one, and he found this album that was a recording, back in the. I think it was the 60s for this company. And what they did was they brought in all of their investors and their salespeople, all their employees for this annual big event. They rented out this giant theater, and they put together a musical about their product. Okay? And he was. His mind was blown because the album said, I think not for resale. He's like, what is this? And then he found out that there were more of these, right? So. But there was like a thing thing where all these industries, Ford and plumbing companies and Avon and whoever else would do this and they would put on these giant musical numbers. And then he starts learning that some of the people writing the music were famous musicians. Like, this was the guy who wrote Fiddler on the Roof. Anyway, he just found more and more and more and more and more of this stuff. And he put together the documentary Bath that was over Broadway. And it was amazing, and I cannot recommend it enough. So he did that, when he goes on tour with this, he dives in even deeper, shows more footage, more songs. He talks about the people that he met and the stories that he found by talking with this guy and this guy and this guy. And it was just. It was hysterically funny. Your face hurt from laughing. And after the show, my buddy Don Garner and I, we, hung out. And I had asked Steve, I'm like, do you want to get a drink after the show? And he says, absolutely, that'll be great. So we went out to get some burgers and some drinks, and we sat there for a couple hours of Steve Young talking about all things writing and Letterman and how he knows Conan o' Brien. And the man is nothing short of fascinating. And we had the best time. We had the absolute best time. So I've got to tell you, if. When you get a chance, rent Bathtubs over Broadway, you will absolutely love it.

You absolutely have to go see Steve Young. And if he ever comes to a city near you

And then go to Steve, Young's website. I think It's Steve Young, World.com. and then you can follow him up. And if he ever comes to a city near you, you absolutely have to go see him. What a. What a cool guy.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Yeah, we had a blast.

Dave Letterman's mom gave him Colt 45 for Thanksgiving one year

While we were eating with Steve, he had asked. He started talking to Don, asking Don, what do you do and what's going on? And Don lives in Indianapolis. My buddy Don used to work for Wish TV in Indianapolis. Okay. And. Which was the CBS affiliate. And when Letterman was on the Late show on cbs. Every now and then, once every couple of a couple times a year, he would go and do a live remote at his mom's house. And Dave's mom lived in Indianapolis. So Don was one of the crew that would go out to Dorothy Letterman's house. And he did that a couple of times. So there was one year for Thanksgiving, they did the thing. Dave guessed what type of pie, she made, and they did the thing. And then before they wrapped, he says, mom, what's in your refrigerator?

>> Speaker D: And.

>> Darin: And she opens the refrigerator up, and it is full of Colt 45. Top to bottom, jam packed with bottles of Colt 45 malt liquor. So dawn, the friend of mine, knows how big a Letterman fan I am. She gave Everybody bottles of Colt 45. She says, Here, take this. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna do anything with it. So everybody took Colt 45. So Don calls him, and says, hey, I got you a bottle of Colt 45 that was in Dave's mom's refrigerator. I'm like, that is awesome. And he says, when I come down to Tennessee, I will bring it to you. And I said, fantastic. Can't wait. And so he was supposed to come visit and couldn't. And then he did come, but he forgot to bring it. And then he was supposed to bring it the next time. And he calls me up one night and he's upset. I said, don, what's going on? He goes, there's, There's a problem with the bottle of Colt 45. I said. I said, what? He goes, my mom drank it. She got into the fridge, pulled out the Colt 45, drank it.

>> Mike: And I'm like, that makes it even better, actually.

>> Darin: Yeah, I'm dying because I'm like, you know, you could have just bought a bottle of Colt 45 and I never would have known the difference. And Don's like, I would have known the difference.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: So, like, okay. And so anyway, Steve is laughing and he says, how great is that that this joke that, you know, that Dave and his writers performed on the show ended up having a life after that and led to another humorous story. And he really appreciated that. You could tell that he appreciate that. But he told us behind the scenes story of Dave and, and the other writers and stuff. And he was fascinating. He's a really good guy.

>> Mike: Awesome.

Billy Dee Williams talks about staying in a hotel in Indianapolis after a show

>> Darin: Billy Dee Williams talks about changing times. Times.

>> Mike: You're, out changing.

>> Darin: A girl called me up and asked.

>> Mike: Me for a date.

>> Darin: Says she's making the dinner reservations. Says she's coming to pick me up. Well, at least I can still say to her, how about a nice, cool, smooth Colt 45? Hi. How about a nice, cool, smooth Colt 45?

>> Mike: Colt 45.

>> Darin: Every time. One more thing about Indianapolis. While I was there, I was gonna crash at Don's house. And Don doesn't have a very big house. And, he and his wife Janine had said that they had racked up a bunch of points, from using their credit card and they had this free hotel room. Right. That they could use in the Indianapolis area, and they had to use it within two weeks or they would lose it.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: So they're like, let's just let Darren stay in a hotel.

>> Mike: Motel 6.

>> Darin: Yeah. So there's a little bit nicer than that. A little bit nicer. So they put me up in a hotel. Thanks, guys. It was a very nice hotel. So after the show, we drive back to the hotel and, we get the key and then we go over and we're trying to get into the hotel. And the key doesn't open the door on the side of the building. So we're like, okay, well, maybe this one's locked for realsy. So we walked around to the front, and that key won't open the sliding door either. And then the lady behind the counter, she's like, I'll let you in. And so she lets us in. We go in, get on the elevator, go up two floors, we find our room. 220. The TV is on in the room. Very loud TV in the room. And we're like, what's going on here? There's usually not a TV going on in the room. Right, right, right. Do we go in?

>> Mike: Yeah. I mean.

>> Darin: And so m. Don part of us were like, the TV's probably just on. The cleaning person accidentally left the TV on, so he tries the key.

>> Mike: Happens all the time.

>> Darin: Yeah, he tries the key and it won't open that door either.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: And he's like, what is wrong with this key? So we went back down, to the front desk and we had told the lady, I said, this key doesn't work. And she says, well, the key doesn't work because you're at the wrong hotel. We were at a Marriott and turns out one block up the street is another Marriott.

>> Mike: Oh, wow. Okay. Right, yeah.

>> Darin: Like I have never had the right key. Wrong hotel, not the wrong room. Yeah, we had the wrong flipping building. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> Mike: Wow.

>> Darin: Kind of wish we just. Hey, get out of my room.

Tool Group splits into two warring factions over two concert events

>> Dave: This portion of our show is brought to you by Books. Buy a book at a reputable bookstore or check one out for free at your local public library. Read one today. They're really cool. Now back to the show.

>> Mike: Longtime listeners know that I am a, member of many different groups. I have three musical groups that I'm a member of on. On the Facebook. M. But the Facebook groups.

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: And recently I joined the Soup Lovers Group.

>> Darin: No soup for you. Those people are out of their mind.

>> Mike: The funny thing is every group has its own personality.

>> Darin: Sure.

>> Mike: And so the two groups that have really popped off this week are the Soup Lovers Group and the Tool Group.

>> Darin: Group.

>> Mike: So what Tool did was they had a special event, a two concert event. They're doing the thing kind of like, you know, Metallica does the thing right now where they're touring, where they'll do two nights back to back, different set each night. You can buy tickets to one or the other or both.

>> Darin: Right, Right.

>> Mike: So Tool was doing one show, a festival with Primus and a couple other bands that I can't think of right now.

>> Darin: Okay. but Tool, the Little River Band. Yeah.

>> Mike: Tool is Emmett Otter's jug band. Tool is the headliner. Right. And so they're going to do a barbecue.

>> Speaker D: Well, you may be part with a.

>> Mike: But Bunny isn't everything.

>> Speaker D: You still got the sun and a river full of fun and you always have a song to sing so get the friend off your face we're gonna replace it with a grin and a dream come true With a birdie girl.

>> Mike: Dancing to joke band music.

>> Speaker D: And the Messing Mama's Barbecue.

>> Darin: Yes, I remember to name it Otter's Junk Band Song.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: And barbecue. And.

>> Mike: And the River Bottom Nightmare Band, I think was going to be there as well. That's what effectively Tool would be in this case, uhhuh. Deal was you Pay anywhere from 5 to $8,000. Get you an all inclusive trip. The flight, I am assuming. But who's going to check the hotel, tickets to both nights, all your meals, everything. The stage is built on the beach.

>> Mike: So you're literally at a Tool slash Primus slash Whoever river bottle, river bottom Nightmare band show. And you can turn around, you can walk into the water, or go over to a tiki hut and get a drink. Right. It's a vacation concert extravaganza.

>> Darin: Okay. And Tool said fun for the whole family.

>> Mike: Tool said there will be a different set for both nights. So everything went dead quiet for a couple of days.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And then I'm assuming when these psychopaths who went to this show, who were in this Tool group came back and they got, you know, cell service, they're now planning a. What's that called? A lawsuit? A. A case. What is that called?

>> Darin: Oh, a class action.

>> Mike: Class action lawsuit.

>> Darin: Yeah. Okay.

>> Mike: Because Tool repeated four of the songs one night to the other night. It wasn't an entirely. Completely. So now the Tool group has split into two warring factions. One faction says we deserve restitution because we had to hear four of the same songs. Now, granted, Tool songs range between a half hour to three hours in length each.

>> Darin: They do not really. Oh.

>> Mike: Comedic effect.

>> Darin: Oh, oh, this is Cincinnati's. That's right, Mike. Yes, that's right. That's right. So 3 hours and 45 minutes.

>> Mike: That's a long time.

>> Darin: A long time.

>> Mike: A long time to be listening to the same that you heard the night before.

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: Ignore the fact that you're on a beach, you paid, your meals are paid for everything like that. You. You have to listen to the same song from the same band.

>> Darin: Right.

>> Mike: That's one warring faction. The other faction is saying, you spent $5,000, you got a vacation, and you got to see Tool back to back nights.

>> Darin: Right.

>> Mike: you're in a. What is that called? A tropical locale Paradise. A paradise, as it were. Yeah.

On the Soup lovers group, it's rare that a non soup post comes up

And I've seen pictures from the thing. It was nice. They had like this Tool logo made out of metal, like positioned so it would be right in front of the sunset. When the sunset each night, it looked really cool. It looked like it was done up pretty well. In the class action lawsuit crowd, there are people saying, well, Adam, the guitar player flipped us off during a song.

>> Darin: Doesn't he flip Everybody off again?

>> Mike: Tool songs last anywhere from three minutes to 15 hours. M. And they said that he was flipping us off the entire song. Everyone got into a frothy fit over that. How dare they force you, to buy these tickets to go see them in paradise and then flip you off during an entire song. and then the other crew came in and said, you dumbasses. That's the song he uses a slide on. He uses the slide on his middle finger. There was a thread that had hundreds of replies back and forth. Well, why did he pick that finger? Why would he do that finger? He just did it that night for us. And then other people are saying he learned that's just how he does it. That's what that is.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: There were other people saying that. On the second night, near the end, Maynard seemed, a bit put off, a bit tired.

>> Darin: That's Maynard.

>> Mike: Maynard's in his 50s. Yeah. He's in a band. And newsflash, he hates Tool fans.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: I hate Tool fans. And I'm a Tool fan.

>> Darin: Huh?

>> Mike: In a Tool fan group. I hate them.

>> Speaker D: And.

>> Mike: And I know they hate me. And that therein, we find common ground. that's the Tool drama.

>> Darin: It's like that episode of Seinfeld where Costanza thought that guy flipped him off and he had a broken finger. Yeah.

>> Mike: Now, on the soup lovers group, I got a little frisky. Okay.

>> Darin: I thought you were dropping out of that thing.

>> Mike: No.

>> Darin: Okay. No, it's too good to stay.

>> Mike: there have been people that have been posting posts that don't contain soup.

>> Darin: Oh.

>> Mike: Or stew.

>> Darin: Okay.

>> Mike: Or even watery food.

>> Darin: Like I said when I was on there, there was. This is a casserole, and this was a quiche. So a quiche people aren't even that on your quiche site.

>> Mike: You people aren't even polite about it.

>> Darin: Uh-huh.

>> Mike: You'll see. Someone will post a roast, and then the first comment will be like, what the. Does this got to do with soup? Then they're kicked out because they use.

>> Darin: They use bad word.

>> Mike: Soup lovers group.

>> Darin: And they didn't quack it out like we did, did they?

>> Mike: No. And then you'll have other people who are posting things from other sites. And I found out that the soup lovers group has a moderator that checks for AI Posts, meaning they will look to see. The AI Moderator checks to see if this has been posted elsewhere in another group on. Hold on, hold on. Listen to me. Listen to me. For us in a group, it's. They take soup very seriously.

>> Darin: This ain't the FBI. This ain't the Eagles.

>> Mike: So it's rare that a non soup post comes up without the. The Soup freaks coming out and attacking it.

>> Mike: But I found one.

>> Darin: Oh, okay.

>> Mike: I had my moment to shine and I made what I thought was a hilarious post. Someone posted one of these stupid math problems. You see where it says this one was like, literally a cat plus a cat equals 20. A cat plus eggs equals 13.

>> Darin: Right.

>> Mike: You know, and like three equations and you figure out what a cat is and, eggs. And I forget what the other ingredient was. I think it was milk. Eggs and milk. And so that was on there and there were no replies. And I just posted, this is the weirdest soup recipe I've ever seen in my life.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: I thought that was hilarious. I thought it was funny.

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: Yeah.

I think I may leave the soup lovers group. I think I will. I may join the Tool group as Dakota

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Nobody.

>> Darin: I laugh.

>> Mike: I didn't get a. I got you laughed. Chris Hughes, God bless him.

>> Darin: Mr. Huggies.

>> Mike: Huggies laughed. I think he even commented.

>> Darin: Oh, he always commented. And then whether we want him to or not.

>> Mike: But it really didn't take off. And I. I started to think, why am I in the soup lovers club? They don't rarely talk about soup. Right. If anyone talks about anything other than soup, they come out of the woodwork to attack them. And then when someone tries to inject some, humor, to the soup lovers group, which really is all you need in a soup lovers group. I mean, if you can't joke around about soup, what can you?

>> Darin: What can you. Right. That's a joke.

>> Speaker D: Boy, you missed it.

>> Mike: I think I may leave the soup lovers group.

>> Darin: Yeah. Ah.

>> Mike: And I. I'm thinking about making another profile. Actually. I don't have to make another one. Dakota already has a Facebook profile. I may join the Tool group as Dakota and get into a major argument with myself and see who.

>> Darin: I think I might join the Tool club and just start talking about soup.

>> Mike: You should.

>> Darin: I think I will.

>> Mike: I think they will. I think they would enjoy that.

>> Darin: I don't get the. Because I remember, last year you were talking about the Metallicas.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: They were going on a tour and every city that they went to, they were playing two nights. Yeah. Completely different sets each night.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Which. A, is awesome.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: B, it's not awesome. Because I don't know that I would be able to go to both shows. Yeah. Every time. Yeah. So I know that I would watch a set list and. And get kind of pissed and like, well, damn it, they're not playing For Whom the Bell Tolls. on this show. They're playing it tomorrow. On this show they're doing Ride the Lightning.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Which is great.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: But it's like I don't know that I'm going to be able to go to two shows. So maybe, just maybe, you Tool loving freaks, maybe they were trying to be compassionate thinking. We're going to take like our four most beloved songs and we're playing them each night so that if you can go on Friday, you won't miss. Hey. Hey. I'm, Tool.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: and what's another Tool song?

>> Mike: Well, I'll tell you.

>> Darin: Throw the Brick.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: That's a Tool song, right? Yeah.

>> Mike: Throw the Brick. I'm gonna let you have. Enjoy yourself.

>> Darin: So they throw the brick and hey, hey, I'm Tool. And then the other most famous Tool songs, I think that's Tool being. I think that's being good to their fans.

Tool song Brick was played both nights, and people complained about it

>> Mike: So this was a topic that was touched on and both factions. Ward over there is a song, and this is an actual Tool song. Rosetta Stoned.

>> Darin: Okay.

>> Mike: And it for Tool fans, and I.

>> Darin: Thought Brick was stupid.

>> Mike: It for Tools fans is like, if you're going to see Led Zeppelin play, not Stairway to Heaven, ramble on Whom the Levy. Whom the Levy breaks.

>> Darin: When the Levy breaks.

>> Mike: When the Levy breaks.

>> Darin: Whom for Whom the Levy breaks. Whom. Wow.

>> Mike: That one. Yeah.

>> Darin: Yeah, that one. Yeah. That also has a slide guitar in it.

>> Mike: People complained that that was.

>> Darin: Sorry.

>> Mike: Jesus. That one was played both nights.

>> Mike: And then a third faction came out of the woodwork and said, no, that one's a good one to play both nights.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: One of the other songs that was played both nights is Pneuma. If I went to go see Tool and the only song they played was Numa, I would be happy.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Not that I don't like their other stuff.

>> Darin: I understand.

>> Mike: But that one's like a really, really good one.

>> Darin: I have said that if I went to see Springsteen and the song he played was Badlands. okay. Yeah, that's fine. I'm good. Yeah, yeah.

>> Mike: Have at it.

>> Darin: That was awesome.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Go home, Go to bed.

>> Mike: Yeah, whatever.

>> Darin: Yeah, yeah.

>> Mike: I'm going to join the Tool group as Dakota. And I think I may leave the Soup lovers group.

>> Darin: I'm going to join the Tool group and just talk about Soup. Let me know which one you're in. And I'm going to join the same one.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: Do you have to fill out a thing?

>> Mike: Yeah, but they.

>> Darin: Is it like the Sister Hazel?

>> Mike: What's your favorite Tool song? Just write Brick.

>> Darin: Brick.

>> Mike: Yeah, yeah. The Brick song. Or just Talk about Soup. What's your favorite song? I like Campbell's.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Chickpea Soup.

Darren McNair says sometimes he forgets details during interviews

>> Dave: You're Listening to Irritable Dad Syndrome, Cincinnati's comedy podcast.

>> Darin: Phyllis, this is not funny. This is not funny. Well, technically, it is toilet humor, which you claim to enjoy. It is not toilet humor. It is toilet tragedy. Libby and I today, before I came over to record this podcast. Well, of course it was before, because obviously I can't do it after because I'm doing this now.

>> Mike: She's not here now.

>> Darin: No, no.

>> Mike: She said, please, Darren, don't go do this podcast. It seemed like it was like a. It was like a thing you did for a couple weekends. I went along with Jesus. This has gone off the. What are you doing?

>> Darin: For the first time ever, Libby and I had not a. Not an argument, but it's more like a competition of. Oh, yeah, well, this happened to me, thing. Yeah. Because last night I went to dinner with some old friends of mine who I used to work with at the NBC affiliate here in Cincinnati and had a great time. So many great memories working with these people. And we just. We had an absolute blast. And my old boss, Jeff Brown was in. Jeff Brown was there? Yeah, Jeff Brown. Pete to Michael, my friend Carrie, Ray. It was a great dinner and a great time. So Pete starts going around the horn, asking, what are your kids up to? And so Jeff is talking about his son, Matthew is doing this. Holly's doing this. And then Ray talks about his little girl, Cleo, doing this and this. And then we get to me, and I'm talking about, you know, Cameron works at Culver's now. And they said, where does he go to school? And I said, that's a great question. And Jeff, I could not, for the life of me, remember the name of the school. Did you just call me?

>> Mike: Where did you.

>> Darin: Did I call you Jeff?

>> Mike: You did, yeah.

>> Darin: Sorry.

>> Mike: Mike, can you remember the name of the dude you're talking to?

>> Darin: As God is my witness, Jeff. Pete. I could not remember the name of Cameron's school. And. And I sat there, For a little bit, and I said, it doesn't matter. And then I just blew it off because. Whatever.

>> Mike: I was like, there's teachers there.

>> Darin: Yeah, I eventually remembered it.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Yeah. And then, what bugs me about my memory problem is that, sometimes it ruins a joke. Like when I just called you Jeff. So this little kid in the booth next to us pops up and bangs on the glass to get Carrie's attention. And. And this kid's head is shaved on the side, and it's curly on the front and all the way around the top and on the back. And he looked just like, Maynard,

>> Mike: James Keenan.

>> Darin: No, he looked just like the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs.

>> Mike: Mahomes.

>> Darin: Patrick Mahomes. I said, hey, he looks like,

>> Mike: Wow.

>> Darin: Yeah. I'm like, my God.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: So I forgot where Cameron went to school. and I forgot Patrick. Patrick Mahomes, who was just. I don't know, he was just in the Super Bowl.

>> Mike: You don't get nervous around people, though?

>> Darin: No.

>> Mike: That often. Like, sometimes. That's nerves.

>> Darin: Yes, it is. Because you don't, you know, that's why when I do stand up comedy and I get nervous, I forget my. I forget my entire routine. I keep notes in my hand.

>> Mike: Yeah. I get nervous in interviews and sometimes that screws up the interview, you know.

I'm at the point where I forget things, but then I don't care

What was your. Your most, your best accomplishment? And I was saying, well, I washed the knife. I told him I washed the knife. I didn't leave it out. I washed it. I washed it after I was done using it. And it doesn't. I dried it. Because if you don't, it'll rust. Right. And they look at me like, what are you.

>> Darin: What are you talking about?

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Hey, what happened? Well, today when I got home and Libby's sitting there and she's doing this form helping Cameron fill out this form on the computer for his new job. And she looks at Cameron and she said, what is our address? And they had to tell her. So I'm like, libby, I forgot where camera went to school. And she said, I forgot our address. Yeah. Okay. That. That. Yeah, that beats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Getting old's fun.

>> Mike: It's. Yeah.

>> Darin: My God.

>> Mike: I mean, I'm at the point where I forget things, but then I don't care that I forgot them. Like, I'm like, do I really need that information?

>> Darin: That's true.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: I do the same thing.

>> Mike: I'll do our taxes.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And then like three months later, I'll be like, I didn't do it, did I?

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Oh, I was supposed to put that on there.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And it's like a dollar. Like, I don't think they're gonna. Now watch. We're gonna. After this bite, after this, airs.

>> Darin: Gonna get audited. Yeah. Well, in the morning, you know, I have to take blood pressure medication now, by the way. My blood pressure is a lot better.

>> Mike: Is it?

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: I didn't know you had blood pressure.

>> Darin: Yeah, I've been having blood pressure issues. So I take my blood pressure medicine, but in the morning when I take my medicine.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Even if no one's in the Kitchen. I'm taking my medicine.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: Because I have to say it to hear myself. And then I remember that I took it.

>> Mike: Jesus.

>> Darin: I know.

>> Mike: You're one of these people taking my bed.

>> Darin: I turned off the stove. Yeah.

>> Mike: Now, I'm going to say something, and I don't want you to think that because I'm saying this that it means you haven't done stupid before. Oh, I've done.

>> Darin: I have done. I challenge anybody to out stupid some of the. That I've done.

>> Mike: 247 episodes, a document of just stupid the past five years.

>> Darin: I thought this was 249.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: I forgot what number we were on.

>> Mike: But you've got some people that do stupid their whole lives and they just stay that way.

>> Darin: Yep. Right? It's endearing.

>> Mike: It's endearing.

>> Speaker D: Yeah.

>> Darin: Ah.

>> Mike: And you got other people that don't do anything stupid and then get really stupid. near the end.

>> Darin: It all adds up. Yeah.

>> Mike: You're going to go like, you're going full stupid. You're. You're on the. On the roller coaster of idiocy.

>> Darin: Huh?

>> Mike: Right.

>> Darin: That's our title.

>> Mike: You're on the chain. The car just hit the.

Mike and I are going to be in the same home after 60

You can't quite see the sign up there that says, sit down, dumbass.

>> Darin: Keep your hands.

>> Mike: Keep your hands in the car, for the love of God. You can't see that sign yet, but you see a piece of wood up there and you know something's written on it and you need to remember to read it when you get up.

>> Darin: Hey, them's words on there.

>> Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, when we're in the home, I know we're going to be in the same home. I just. I know we're going to be in the same home for this. Probably the same reason. And Bess and Libby will visit us.

>> Darin: Well, I've told you that Mike and I are going to be in the same home. And she's like, well, where am I going to be? I'm like, you're not going to lose your mind. Somebody has to take care of the children.

>> Mike: Yeah. Bess will call Libby and say, is it your day to bring the peeps or do I have to take the peeps? And you know, and you know, you'll be out there with.

>> Darin: You know they make chocolate pudding.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Flavored Peeps.

>> Mike: You'll be out there in the front yard with your gown wide open, waving at cars.

>> Darin: Yep. Yep. Can't wait. I. I'm really looking forward to that.

>> Mike: I'll be trying to escape the Fence on the other. On the other side.

>> Mike: And it's just gonna be a hoot.

>> Darin: Huh? And you forgot where you're.

>> Mike: I forgot where I was going with it.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: I'm just saying.

>> Darin: Ah.

>> Mike: That when we're in the home. My mom used to be a nurse at a nursing home.

>> Darin: Oh, okay. Yeah.

>> Mike: And she told me stories about sometimes the residents just tried to escape. And I was like, that's exactly what I would do.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And we've talked about this before. Every night I'm seeing how far I can make it. And you're coming with me.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: we're. Because we're gonna. We're gonna be like, what, 80?

>> Darin: I'm thinking 60 after.

>> Mike: Okay, 60.

>> Darin: I'm looking at six years after. After 60. Uh-huh.

>> Mike: They don't care. Just as long as they get you back home safe in your pajamas.

>> Darin: Uh-huh.

>> Mike: Under lock and key. Yeah. they don't care. Like you can. We could just go out and find a car.

>> Mike: Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna leave out the front damn door.

>> Speaker D: Huh?

>> Darin: Uh-huh.

>> Mike: Because no one has the balls to do that.

>> Darin: No.

>> Mike: Most of the other residents are trying to climb out the window. We're walking out the front front door. We're going to a gas station. We're going to hide in the bushes until someone is going in to pay for their gas. And then we're getting the car and flooring it due west. Right. And we're going to see how close to California we can get.

>> Darin: Oh, yeah.

>> Mike: And if we make it all the way to California, we're ditching the hospital gowns. We'll buy new clothes along the way.

>> Darin: With what money? I don't know.

>> Mike: Who cares? We'll be beach bums. We'll just lay on the beach somewhere in la.

>> Darin: Me and you, man.

>> Mike: Is LA near the water?

>> Darin: Yes.

Dad: We could go to Hawaii, or we could go north

>> Mike: Whatever. We'll just go until we hit the ocean. And you know what? If we see a dinghy, we'll get in the dinghy and we'll row our asses out there, see if we can make it to Hawaii.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: We're 80.

>> Darin: Oh, yeah.

>> Mike: We could get the Hawaii like a pair of men. Dude, you want to lay in a hospital bed? Just waste away with all your family around. You saying, oh, we. Or do you want to be out there getting chased by a killer whale? with your bud? and we'll have beer on the dinghy with us. Somehow we'll find that along the way. Yeah, we'll just be out there, dehydrated.

>> Darin: Shorts on a mast everywhere we stop. Just like, did I tell you I'm on blood pressure medication? Yeah. Okay. There. Get in the car.

>> Mike: But at some point, someone will tap us on the shoulder.

>> Darin: Uh-huh.

>> Mike: It'll probably be either Cameron or Andrew.

>> Darin: Uh-huh.

>> Mike: Saying, dad.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: You're in the pool again.

>> Darin: You're not.

>> Mike: You're not supposed to be in the pool, unsupervised. And walk us back to our, respective rooms.

>> Darin: Did I ever tell you that I have a family member who walked out of the nursing home? I mean, but the thing was, this person wasn't like, I'm getting out of here, trying to escape. I think I'm going to go for a ride type of thing and just grab some keys and took a car, just go. And just started driving. And they like, oh, yeah, they found the person. I can't say who it was. I don't know why. I'm not gonna get sued.

>> Mike: This is. I'm dead serious. And they're gonna use this as evidence in our trial.

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: But at 80, who can't? They're just gonna take us back.

>> Darin: And what they're gonna do is like, you know what? We should have listened to that podcast back then. And we should have paid attention to. Because this is what you call the sign.

>> Mike: This is the sign. This is foreshadowing.

>> Darin: They should have listened.

>> Mike: I'm gonna buy a license plate.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Because we're gonna take that.

>> Darin: Buy one.

>> Mike: We're gonna. Mike would just take one off another car.

>> Darin: I have a screwdriver. I can get license anywhere.

>> Mike: We'll just change license plates every. All along the way.

>> Darin: Every five minutes.

>> Mike: Yeah. Go through. I've played gta. We'll just go through a car paint place. you give them 100 bucks, they'll paint your car a different color. Go on down the road, get all tatted up.

>> Darin: Now. I'm not going to do that.

>> Mike: I'm doing that because they can't. I'll be like the Mike Odle that you're looking for. Does he have a tattoo of a big on his shoulder?

>> Darin: No.

>> Mike: Well, I do, because, you know, you're 80. Who cares?

>> Darin: No, I don't think I'll ever do that. Yeah. I can't do the tats. M. I do not like the needles, and I don't like pain.

>> Mike: Or we could go north. Who's going to look for us in Canada?

>> Darin: No.

>> Mike: Nobody. Get up there, tame a moose. Ride that thing around. He wouldn't even be able to get near you.

>> Darin: The only time I've ever been to Canada, we went with Libby and a friend of hers, Gail. Gail's a friend of mine, too. And we're driving back and Gail fell asleep in the back seat. Libby fell asleep in the passenger seat. And then, of course, I fell asleep behind the wheel.

>> Mike: Yeah, Yeah.

>> Darin: I swerved the car back out the road.

Mike Chisholm: Dude almost hit a moose in Canada

What happened? Wake everybody up? Scare everybody to death? And. And Libby says, what happened? I said, oh, yeah, we, we almost hit a moose. And Gail, I think, still believes me.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: And the great thing about driving in Canada, Mike, is that it's, in kilometers. So you can speed like crazy.

>> Mike: You can drive.

>> Darin: You can drive 65 kilometers an hour. What is that, 200? I'm like, that's math.

>> Mike: Whatever it is.

>> Darin: But they pull you over. Like I'm driving 65. Yeah. Just stupid. Just play stupid.

>> Mike: I saw a video the other day of a guy trying to get a picture of a moose. It was standing in the field.

>> Darin: No.

>> Mike: And the moose heard the he. I guess he was dumb enough he still had the click, you know, some phones.

>> Darin: The moose was dumb enough.

>> Mike: The guy was dumb. Oh, moose are pretty PhDs of the furry animal kingdom.

>> Darin: And by the way, if you're a moose, welcome to Irritable Dance. You're welcome.

>> Mike: But it's hilarious because he's maybe 50ft away from said moose, and the moose hears the click and turns immediately and starts walking. The guy.

>> Darin: Uh-huh.

>> Mike: Dropped and screamed. Was laying on the ground screaming. Uh-huh. Which is exactly what you're supposed to do with a moose.

>> Darin: No, that's.

>> Mike: That's all you can do.

>> Darin: No understatement.

>> Mike: Himself.

>> Darin: You run, zigzag, chase.

>> Mike: Moose can just trot and chase down the m. Biggest sprinter. My point is that dude screamed and soiled himself and dropped just because the moose looked at him. Now picture an 80 year old like me. Me riding a moose.

>> Darin: Oh, oh. You grab hold of the antlers, do whatever. Yeah.

>> Mike: You know, they don't. The moose is going to think it's awesome. You know, they respect, elderly men who climb on their backs.

>> Darin: They love it. They love it.

>> Mike: And I would get a perfect.

>> Darin: They're designed for it.

>> Mike: And I get a megaphone.

>> Darin: You can put like four people on a mo.

>> Mike: One of those things they use, you know, Come back with your hands up.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And I'm gonna ride that moose. Attention all moose to Niagara Falls. And me and the moose are jumping off of Niagara Falls in a barrel. As I'M going off. I'm yelling out yippee Ki through the megaphone. But I'm gonna say it. I'm not saying the way Bruce Willis says. I'm saying it the way Hans Gruber says when he says, oh, yeah, what does it say? Yippee ki. Yay. I'm gonna say it that way.

>> Darin: What you say going off the yippee ki.

>> Mike: Yippee.

>> Darin: Gotta go with boot. The.

>> Mike: Yeah, boot.

>> Darin: Hey, if we're in Canada, we'll get.

>> Mike: Mike Chisholm to come with us. Yes, exactly.

>> Darin: Yeah. He lives in Canada. I mean, he is actually from Canada. He's Canadian.

>> Mike: I could be. I don't want to kill a moose, though.

>> Darin: No.

>> Mike: Maybe I'll. We'll put a bungee cord on the moose. Uh-huh.

Have you ever seen video of moose shaking their antlers off

So the moose will come back up.

>> Darin: Right.

>> Mike: Or whatever they say.

>> Darin: And now, hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

>> Mike: Again. Nothing up my sleeve.

>> Darin: Presto, wrong hat.

>> Mike: I take a seven and a half.

>> Speaker D: Now, here's something we hope you'll really like.

>> Darin: I don't know. Have you ever seen video of the moose shaking their antlers off?

>> Mike: No.

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: Can they do that?

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: Their antlers are like, the size of this couch.

>> Darin: I know.

>> Mike: They're big antlers.

>> Darin: I know. They shed their antlers and I was 50.

>> Mike: Wait, Shake.

>> Darin: When you say shaking them off, they shed their antlers.

>> Mike: I thought you meant, like, get the ice off of them because they stand out.

>> Darin: No, they're antlers. The whole giant just comes off. They fall right off. I think I was 54 years old when I found out that moose shed their antlers.

>> Mike: I did not know.

>> Darin: Yes. Somebody had captured video. You can get it on the. On the Google, look up on the YouTubes. Yeah. It's crazy.

>> Mike: So everybody make fun of the moose when he shakes off his hand. Oh, you look like you're 15 years old.

>> Darin: Probably like, God, how do you get that heavy ass thing off? yeah, I would hate having antlers.

>> Mike: What if only one came? Hm. Off. And you're just kind of.

>> Darin: Everybody calls you NASCAR because you only go left. Yeah. Like moose. Know what NASCAR is. But no, I would hate having antlers. You can't walk between trees. Or it's like.

>> Mike: Well, you can't ride any of the rides at Kings Island.

>> Darin: No, you can't.

>> Mike: Not a one of them.

>> Darin: You can't wear, hats. No. What? Yeah, you can't be.

>> Mike: You can't be the guitarist in U2 because you can't put the hat on your. No, I don't know what happened.

>> Darin: I don't know.

>> Mike: But you'll be a hoot at Christmas parties because they can hang ornaments from.

>> Darin: Your antlers all on the antlers. Yeah.

>> Mike: People are stupid. They think moose or reindeer. That's what happens. And they try to take pictures. That's why moose get so pissed off when people take a picture.

>> Darin: That's right.

>> Mike: They turn around. I'm not a reindeer, I'm a moose.

>> Darin: It. It triggers them. Yeah, yeah.

>> Mike: Is moose one of those words where.

>> Darin: It'S singular plural for moose?

>> Mike: There's a bunch of moose.

>> Darin: Yep.

>> Mike: What is it? A posse of moose. What's the moose?

>> Darin: What's the. I think.

>> Mike: I think there's a posse.

>> Darin: A slop of moose.

>> Mike: M. A slop of moose.

>> Darin: And I've said this before, and I will say it again. I cannot recommend highly enough. You've got to get the DVD of this. You got to get the DVD of Brother Bear, the Disney movie Brother Bear.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: And you got to listen to the audio commentary because Bob and Doug McKenzie were the voices of the moose, and they do the audio commentary. Good day. How's it going?

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>> Darin: Oh. so we got a lot to get done today. You want to get started?

>> Mike: Yeah, just give me one second.

>> Darin: And throughout the whole movie, they're talking about, oh, man, it was cold that day.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Yeah. You know, craft services, they brought all the bears food, but they wouldn't bring us any. Any hot sandwiches. No. You know, I mean, my God, it's, ah. It is worth its weight in gold.

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You know, what we've done tonight, we went way. We totally did it to ourselves. What we did tonight was what we did on

>> Darin: You know, what we've done tonight, we went way. What we did tonight was what we did on Greetings from the Idiot Box. We did it to ourselves. We did. We totally roll with the Pokemon. We totally did it to ourselves. I was watching. There's this great clip of Johnny Carson on David Letterman, and Dave was talking to somebody. I think it was Susan Sarandon.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: and she was talking about. They're talking about, like, living in the Hamptons. And the conversation was going nowhere.

>> Mike: Right.

>> Darin: Again, it may not have been her, but it was somebody. And later on, yeah. Johnny Carson surprises him, walks out, just nobody knew.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: So he comes out there and he's talking to Dave and he's like, you know, you ever have one of those nights where, where, you know, it's like you think you've asked every question you could possibly ask, and Dave says, have you Ever been to the Hamptons? You know, And I decided that, whenever you and I have another guest on the show and the conversation goes nowhere. Do you like Airwolf? Yeah. We are going to go full Airwolf. No. By the way, if, if you want to hear our appearance on Greetings from the Idiot Box, you have to go to Facebook and search Greetings from the Idiot Box. And our episode is on there with Alison Lips and God love her. I thought it was a good show. It was. It was fun. And I wanted. Because it's like the last two, three weeks, we've talked about how we basically broke her podcast.

>> Mike: We break our own every week, but.

>> Darin: This week we totally did it to ourselves. So, yeah, go to YouTube or Facebook and do a search for Greetings from the Idiot Box and you can hear our episode M All about Airwolf. I can tell you she invited us back.

>> Mike: Yeah. Well, I'm excited because when we go back, we're talking about Breaking Bad.

>> Darin: Call Saul.

>> Mike: We're watching Breaking Bad. I think I told you this with the kids.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: I can't believe this just hit me for the first time I've seen Breaking Bad, like four or five times all the way through.

>> Darin: Right.

>> Mike: It hit me. I'm, watching. You know when you're watching it with somebody that's never watched it before, you're kind of seeing it through new eyes. Yes.

>> Darin: Right. Like when I watched the Fugitive with Jacob, I was out of my mind excited watching him watch the Fugitive.

>> Mike: So I marked the first point in the whole series where, in my opinion, Heisenberg came out. And it's when, spoiler, Tuco is fighting with Jesse in the desert, and Jesse gets the rock, and Tuco says something like, what were you doing? The burrito. And then Walt's, voice.

>> Darin: What were you doing to the burrito?

>> Mike: Burrito.

>> Darin: Oh, yeah.

>> Mike: Because they were trying to put ricin in his burrito.

>> Darin: I thought you called somebody. I thought you screwed up because there's a guy on the show named Nacho. Okay.

>> Mike: As you were. No, no.

>> Darin: So welcome back.

>> Mike: And then Jesse's about to hit him, and Walt sees the rock and. And he goes in the full Heisenberg. He's like, we tried to poison you.

>> Mike: Because you're a degenerate.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: You deserve to die.

>> Darin: Yeah. And I was like, hello.

>> Mike: And I didn't want to tell the kids there's Eisenberg because I want him to see the full arc. But I was. I did. I did the chop. The thing that this is what I do.

>> Darin: The tomahawk.

>> Mike: The Tomahawk. When a thing happens. That's awesome.

>> Darin: Yeah. yeah, yeah.

>> Mike: And I'm excited and just keep watching that.

I have so many favorite Jesse moments, but I think my all time favorite

>> Darin: I'm gonna have to start it over again. Yo, these are the bomb. And they're air popped, not fried popcorners. It's just the best show.

>> Mike: But we're. Yeah, we're gonna. I, I have a feeling.

>> Darin: How far into it are you, Hank?

>> Mike: it's the show after where Walt had the fug. Fugue state.

>> Mike: And Hank ends the show with the grill. He has Tuko's grill in the bot in the cube. And he shows it to Walt and the episode ends. So we're right there.

>> Darin: Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

>> Mike: Walt is getting out of the hospital. He doesn't have his fugue state anymore.

>> Darin: Is that where he walked in naked?

>> Mike: Yeah, yeah.

>> Darin: Hello.

>> Mike: Kids love Jesse. Yes, Science.

>> Darin: I want him to be my uncle.

>> Mike: Yeah, yeah. Such perfect casting. Because every time the show. Right. Serious. All of a sudden Jesse comes in with like, come on, yo. What do you, you know? And he just throws that in there.

>> Darin: I throw, think there's, I have so many favorite Jesse moments, but I think my all time favorite was when Walter and Skyler were just about to kill each other. And Jesse's over there and Walter's like, would you like to stay for dinner, Jesse? And Jesse said, the table, yo, these green beans are the bomb, yo. Mrs. White, I don't know what you did. These green beans, but they're the bomb. She's like, I bought them in the deli department at, Food Land or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Yo, my mom put slivered almonds in these green beans too, you know? Yeah. Yo, just his facial expressions when he's like, looking, he's so great. That's gotta be the only thing the.

I have a problem with the way Saul is portrayed on Better Call Saul

>> Mike: I, I, you know that I love that show and I love Better Call Saul and all of them. The thing that I still wrestle with is I have a problem with the way Saul is. When you first see him in Breaking Bad, he seems more detached. I don't want to say evil, but he seems more weathered than he really should be. If you've watched all the way through Better Call Saul. You know what I mean?

>> Darin: Yeah. Watching all, the way through Better Call Saul, you see after Breaking Bad.

>> Mike: Yes.

>> Darin: So you're going through it.

>> Mike: Saul is very. Hey, can you just off this guy? You know, he wants Walt to kill Jesse.

>> Darin: Okay, well, how weathered was he? I mean, because I, I just. Again, I've only watched Better Call saul once.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Speaker D: 20 minutes later.

>> Darin: like I said, that show, you got the. The anti hero Walt. Yeah. Right. Doing horrible things, but you don't want to get caught.

>> Mike: Right.

>> Darin: And then Hank's the good guy. Yeah. He's.

>> Mike: Hank and Skyler are the good.

>> Darin: They're the good people.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: But, God, they hate Skyler.

>> Mike: Oh. Yeah.

>> Darin: He wasn't. He was selling meth when she had the baby. Put spoiler alert, spoiler.

>> Mike: You know?

>> Darin: Yeah. I mean, he was doing horrible stuff.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: They robbed a train and killed a kid. Yeah. Spoiler. Spoiler. Yeah. Yeah.

>> Mike: Ah, Tarantula.

>> Darin: And people hated Skyler. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Oh, there's.

>> Mike: I. So I'm in a Breaking Bad group on Reddit, and there's all kinds of people that are, like, watching it through, like, multiple times, and they're pointing out if you watch it again, you really pay attention. Hank's a badass. He's a hero. Skyler is doing everything when Hank.

>> Darin: Kills the two twins. Dude, ain't nobody more badass than Hank Schrader. Hank ain't got. Was it Hank, AKA Schrader? Whatever. But what's.

>> Mike: It was this Ashra Ax Schrader. But yeah, when he, Well, we just watched the episode where he shot Tuco. I love how he takes out Tuco. The m. Car stops moving. It's frozen on him. And then you hear the. From inside the house.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Just looks over and the episode ends.

>> Darin: Yeah. Yeah.

>> Mike: It's the best show ever.

>> Darin: It is. It's great. Okay.

>> Mike: Yeah.

Once again, we've gone down the Breaking Bad, bitter Call Saul thing

Once again, we've gone down the Breaking Bad, bitter Call Saul thing. So. Yeah, when. When we have Allison on. That's gonna have to be a three episoder.

>> Darin: We've gotta let her get a word in.

>> Speaker D: Okay.

>> Mike: We. We should give her. She could make, like, a little. Have, like, a little popsicle with a red circle on it. Yeah. Just hold it up if she wants to say something.

>> Darin: Oh, yeah, yeah.

>> Mike: Just. Just hold it up, and we'll stop. Let her say whatever.

>> Darin: We get one of those guys from the airport that. That guides us back on track.

Episode 250 of Irritable Dad Center is coming out soon

All right, friends, we're gonna go. This has been episode 248 of Irritable Dad Center. We want to thank you for listening. We want you to go to our website, become a patreon, listen to other episodes, tell all your friends about it. And, we're working on something to. Episode 250 is going to be a big deal. Yeah. We're gonna do things. Oh.

>> Mike: Oh.

>> Darin: It's gonna be unlike anything you've Ever listened to. Ever. Yeah. Yeah.

>> Mike: I mean, we don't want to build it up too much, but it's going to be the best it's gonna rock your world of podcast entertainment that the earth has ever seen.

>> Darin: Yeah. Your legs are gonna be quivering. M. Thanks for listening. We hope to see you next week on Irable Dad's interim.

>> Dave: Irritable dad syndrome is a Quinn Martin production copyright 1972.

>> Mike: One more thing I love so much that he's a manager at Cinnabon, in Better Call Saul. Because he mentions that in bricks. I got a guy that could put. Make me a manager. Cinnabon, like right now.

>> Darin: I thought he told Hank or I thought he told Walt. You don't want to be managing a Cinnabon.

>> Mike: He said. Yeah, he mentioned that. I can't remember the.

>> Darin: The exact thing.

>> Mike: If you're hearing our voices.

>> Mike: Your hearing works.

>> Darin: Our sexy voices.

>> Mike: Your speakers and. Or earbuds and. Or headphones.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Work.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: I got nothing. This is going to be a rough one. M. Did I change gear? I'm sorry.

>> Darin: Oh, it's okay.

>> Mike: You got more to go?

>> Darin: I do.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: That's okay.

>> Mike: What do you want me to say?

>> Darin: No, you're fine.

>> Mike: Welcome to the show.

>> Darin: Thank.

>> Mike: Hi.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: You're gonna edit all that out?

>> Darin: Yeah. Yeah.

Welcome back to Irritable Dad Syndrome, Cincinnati's comedy podcast

Welcome back. The Never Ending Story story.

>> Mike: It's.

>> Darin: Oh, Ori. Yeah, right. Thank you. I was.

>> Mike: Rocky never did that. No, Bullwinkle never did that.

>> Darin: Hey, Rocky.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Well, gee, you're one big beaver. Don't kid me. Low, low, low effort, but really good ones.

>> Darin: And shot.

>> Mike: I got. Low, low, low, low, low, low, low.

>> Darin: Do you want to attract the church crowd, Mike, or do you want to attract all the dirties? How many repeats did we do?

>> Mike: We haven't done that. We really haven't done that.

>> Darin: Yeah, I think it's. It's four or five. We did Chewbacca in his pants. Kenny has the parvo pancakes for gerbils. We repeated that one, but I added stuff to each one of those.

>> Mike: They're all fresh.

>> Darin: Yeah, it's.

>> Mike: Yeah, it's fresh.

>> Darin: It is fresh.

>> Mike: DJ Jazzy Fresh.

>> Darin: Hi, I'm Darren.

>> Mike: I'm Mike.

>> Darin: Welcome to Irritable Dad Syndrome, Cincinnati's comedy podcast. This is episode 249.

>> Mike: We are excited you're here, wherever you are.

>> Darin: We are excited that you're here. And I'm telling you what, next week is gonna be episode 250. That's a milestone.

>> Mike: Really?

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: This is 248.

>> Darin: What'd you say, is 248. Or is it 249? 248. Sure. Yes.

>> Mike: We could make, you know, we could make the next episode 250 just to confuse people.

>> Darin: Hold on a second.

>> Mike: Hold on. The one that dropped today was 247.

>> Darin: No.

>> Mike: Or yesterday was 247.

>> Darin: That's right.

>> Mike: Math M. Dig it.

>> Darin: Yeah.

My comedian friend Jeff posted a picture of him and Fred Willard

>> Mike: Anyway, it's tax season. Details matter.

>> Darin: Take three. My comedian friend Jeff, Jenna posted a picture of him and, Fred Willard.

>> Mike: Oh.

>> Darin: And I commented, hey, what happened? Yeah. And he. He replied. He goes, that's Fred Willard. And he. He died a few years ago. I said, yeah, I. I know. Yeah, I know this Fred. Big fan. That's the line from A Mighty Wind. Wow. Oh, I didn't get the reference. Jesus. Hey, wow. Happened.

>> Mike: Some people, you lead them to water, and you got to stick their head down and hold. Drink it.

>> Darin: God. What is the point? We've done too many shows. That's it, isn't it? We've just. We've come to our last show.

>> Speaker D: When you meet somebody that don't like soul food, they still got a soul.

>> Darin: And it don't mean that you got the rhythm if you don't like rock and roll.

>> Speaker D: But if you taste like mine, you like cider, not wine. And your very favorite thing to do.

>> Darin: Is get a furry girl dancing to.

>> Speaker D: Junk band music and the Messama's barbecue Barbecue it's my spirit, I swear that it never fails Handmade sauce mama mates just as ants forever if you dare to get it under your nails well, you may be born with a wolf.

>> Mike: At your door but bunny isn't everything.

>> Speaker D: You still got the song and a river full of fun and you always have a song to sing so get the crown on your face we're going to replace it with a grin and a dream come true With a birdie.

>> Mike: Girl dancing the joke band music and.

>> Speaker D: I'm missing Mama's barbecue Barbecue Bless my spirit, I swear that it never fails. And the sauce mama makes just as ever if you dare to get it under your nails Ah, so get the frown off your face we're gonna replace it with a grin and a dream.

>> Mike: Come true With a birdie girl dancing to jug band music And a mess of mama's barbecue that's a birdie girl dancing to jug band music.