Buckle up, punks, and stow away the kids. The quacker gets a work-out on this one: Darin's quitting Orange Theory because of the music, and Mike's annoyed at needing a reason to exercise. Discussions of salsa-mixing, over-salting oneself, and general gluttony ensues - culminating in Klondike bar fantasies, horse attacks, and Tums abuse. Mike's theory on treating your body like a trash compactor before a doctor tells you not to and Darin unveils a terrifyingly amazing way to eat cookies late at night with milk from the freezer. Darin's friend broke his foot - and it's flippin' hilarious. Finally, the duo once again gets weepy and nostalgic about Captain America's "on your left" moment in Endgame - and Darin is spittin' mad about Mountain Dew flavors.
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